Welcome back to school!!!

Welcome back to school!!!  The thought of a new year holds so much promise for things to come!  And it really only takes a few words to shatter all that excitement and turn it into a terrifying reality…  So good luck out there friends and just think, it’ll be over in only 8 to 10 months!

Smartphones make people dumb…

We have become a nation so obsessed with technology, and our phones specifically, that i am convinced that it will become our downfall (see above….)  Walking down the street, no one looks up anymore…. Either we are texting, Facebooking, tweeting, or listening to music.  Either way, don’t expect any sort of acknowledgement from anyone anymore.  Our phones hold everything in them.  Why have a real conversation when you can text someone instead (to be fair, i can be guilty of this stuff too sometimes).  At least you don’t have to have that awkward face to face interaction anymore.  I think it’s getting to a point where we may forget how to interact with each other all together if not for our computers and phones… And what about learning? And retaining information?  We don’t really need to do any of that anymore cuz you can just Google what you need to know right from your pocket.

Close down the libraries, and burn your old encyclopedias, because in this day and age, they are worthless……

Sad huh?….

Life in the Big City!

Here’s a strip i did a while back… Wow, five years flies fast apparently… Anyways, wanted to post it because many of you have never seen it.  Also wanted to post it cuz i have been working on more stories with Toody.  I always liked the constantly positive character stuck in shitty situations, and how they annoy everyone around them cuz they keep putting positive spins on everything.

Don’t ya just wanna punch that guy?!

Youth…

Ahhh, to be young again…. Wait a second…  I find myself saying that without actually thinking back to how it was.  This is a somewhat accurate account…  I should remember I’m getting better with age.  No longer a pimply faced, shit disturbing teenager… No longer getting picked on by other awkward idiots.  I still can’t play sports worth a damn, and probably still watch and read far too many cartoons for my age.  But hey, at least I’m not 15, and under age, with voice cracks, and need my mom to drive me places.  I’m wiser now…. Right?

Either way, youth is wasted on the young… Or so they say.  Well I’ve been having more fun as an “adult” anyways…

Meet Sleezy Stevie…

Meet Stevie!!  He’s that ass you love to hate!  He thinks with his dick, says what’s on his mind, and has a terrible half grown in goatee….  He’d do anything for a buck, screw anything with a pulse, and is not a guy you want meeting your parents…  But damn, he’s got a pretty rad set of wheels!!!

A comic i did 4 years back.  I’m still giggling, and grossed out by this guy (at the same time, nonetheless) and have a weird fascination with him.  I should feel bad, because this comic never really surfaced.  I think the only place it was shown was on a bathroom wall (i’m not kidding).  Then i remember that Stevie wouldn’t give a shit about me, so i shouldn’t be such a “wuss”…

Pigeons…

I wish this was a lie…. I really do…. I mean, it’s not as bad as this strip may make it seem, but i find myself dodging flying pigeons constantly….  It leaves me looking like an idiot walking down the street, cuz people see me swatting at the air, and doing weird evasive maneuvers…  I have had pigeons land on my head a few times… It’s gross!!!  I hate you pigeons…. I will get my revenge….. one day….

The Mountain Man

A random comic i did a little while back..  Never got used for anything… So here we are!  By the way… is “cometh” a real word?? Whatta bout “goeth”?  It seemed appropriate when i made it, but i sometimes have a tendency to make up words or mash-up words… I make the English language my bitch!  So there!